one Night in KL

This is what happened last night....

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Friend #1: Hey, your friend is getting outta control. She is tongue-ing the married guy again.
Friend #2: Tsk tsk tsk... I think she is hopeless.
Friend #1: What should we do to stop her from doing this to herself? Everytime when she drinks, she start acting like a slut and toungue-ing every single guys in sight. We really got to stop it.
Friend #2: Just give her a slap in her face and wake her up!

Friend #1 walked up to Muscle Woman a.k.a Ms. Instant Slut (Instruction: Just add alcohol and leave it for 5 minutes), grabbed her from that married guy and *PIAK* slapped her in her face.

Muscle Woman was horrified, but wasted no time. A loud *PIAK* followed and Muscle Woman's palm landed on Friend #1's face.

More horrified, Friend #1 slapped Muscle Woman back..this time REAL HARD!

Muscle Woman, just like the story line in those dramatic, hard to believe afternoon soap drama, burst out crying. Muscle Woman then hugged Friend #1, telling her that she regrets what she does and will not do it anymore while crying hysterically. It was like a low budget B grade movie, both friends ended up hugging and telling each other how much the 26 year long friendship means to them.

10 minutes later, Muscle Woman was spotted tongue-ing another guy in a far corner.

Both friend #1 and #2 gave up right away.

The end.

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Moral of the story: Mind your own business!

Guess who Friend #1 is?

It's me! Diu!